A Career Change?

I hear that there is a casting going on for 5ft7 males with hairy feet and toes. This sounds perfect for me, the role is for, yes you've guessed it, a hobbit in the west end version of Lord of the Rings which comes to London soon.

And after my performances in 'Stop' our anti bullying workshop i feel it' s time for the next step, although i will still demand the same level of fee.